Laughter the best medicine – Diet food fails, Forgetfulness and Finish what you start!

Smorgasbord - Variety is the spice of life

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Lost in Translation (actual diet loss products)

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Killer Food

A   nutritionist was addressing a large audience. “The food that we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

“Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake”

Forgetfulness

The man looked a little worried when the doctor came…

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