Laughter the best medicine – Crayfish, Ventriliquists and Chicken Poop.

Smorgasbord - Variety is the spice of life

Some more delving for jokes in my archives and old books unearthed during excavations to the house.


A kangaroo hopped up to the bar and ordered a pint of beer. He slapped down a fiver and the barman gave him fifty pence change. The kangaroo downed the beer and put the change in his pocket and was about to leave when the curious barmen could be contained no longer.

‘Excuse me for mentioning it, but we don’t get many kangaroos in here.’

‘Not surprised mate at £4.50 a pint!’

Knowledge and Faith

Father O’Grady was preaching the difference between knowledge and faith.

‘In the front row we have Teresa and Shamus with their six children,’ he said. ‘Teresa knows they are her children. That’s knowledge. Shamus believes they are his children. That’s faith.’


There is a Mongolian-Jewish restaurant. It’s called Genghis Cohen..


Two crayfish in a restaurant’s…

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